Where can I get this job?

During the time of King Henry VIII, in order to save the "royal seed" from spilling, a servant was used to catch it. Now granted, Henry VIII looked nothing like Jonathan Rhys Meyers, but if he did, dude...now where do I sign up?

Popped my blog's cherry!

This is my first and official introduction to the blogosphere. Was writing and preparing something profound to say, marking my first steps into this new venture, but this is it...hopefully whoever reads this will like it and possibly come back for more of my musings. So here goes....

Overheard this morning:

Construction worker: "Doesn't this jelly donut remind you of a girl's twat?"

...only in NYC or any other city.